Change Is In The Air - by Joe Lanza
Ok- Let’s be frank about this. We all love to ride new bikes. Swing your leg over a factory-fresh saddle and you feel transformed, like something out of a comic book.
Take a 2009 883 Sportster for example. When I bought mine, it had 1000 miles on it, looking like it was brand spanking new all polished up on the showroom floor. The HD dealer had no idea what I had in store for them. I was a villain on the prowl. I wanted a deal.
I had been looking for a bike that was good on gas, since the untimely death of my 1980 Yamaha XS850. Nothing like hot scalding oil to ruin your day. (And a good pair of pants… and socks…. and shoes.) That poor old bike gave me 46 miles to the gallon even on cold days.
“Something out there has to be better”, I was going to find it and work every angle I had to possess it.
So dealer scouring I went, nothing was overlooked. I rode Honda, Yamaha, Suzuki, KTM, Ducati, and even a Big Bear Chopper Bagger. Nothing seemed to fit my need….
My demands were these:
- High Gas Mileage- My 30-year-old carburetor triple got very decent gas mileage. Surely something fuel injected could leave it in the dust!!
- Highway Drive ability -Nothing worse than getting out on the highway on a 450 and watching the Semi-Trucks pass you like you are standing still.
- Functionality-Good handling, capability for storage, and some electrical capacity for the technical goodies us 20-somethings cannot seem to be without.
Not too complicated right? I mean there HAS to be a bike out there for me right? I should be falling all over them there should be so many. Little did I forget the sometimes “ancient” and “outdated” considered company of Harley-Davidson. My Stepfather owns a 2008 Ultra Classic. He was going to take it to our local dealer for some much needed spring-cleaning and suggested I go along. “C’mon Dad” I said, “those bikes are way too much for what I’m looking for”…little did I know?
So to Kutter Harley-Davidson of Monroe I went. Based in Janesville, WI, Kutter is a dealer fortunate enough to have the kind of following to allow them a second location. Upon walking in the smaller store in Monroe, I was greeted by the smell of fresh rubber, leather, and the faint smell of burned gasoline. Anyone, who’s fired up their bike after sitting for a while knows what I mean. The smell of approaching summer.
After further inspection I noticed the pictures of board track racers, and early 1900’s bikes and their riders. My Great-Grandfather rode several bikes during that time period. A Flying Merkel, a Curtis Twin, an Indian, and, of course, a Harley-Davidson. They seemed to circle the room in a swirl of time transportation and a brief glimpse of the history that this brand represents. Why, just looking at all the neat old parts and… CRASH!!!
Chalk it up to plain absent-mindedness or whatever else you want. I was so engrossed in the scenery that I didn’t look where I was going. I literally fell head over heels over a bike and display.
I immediately rocketed to my feet… looked around like most men do, to see if anyone saw me, and tried to pick up what remained of the disturbed display. The salesman who was working that day noticed my little act of stupidity. “So, what do you think of this bike?” He asked. Crap… Did I hurt the bike? “Well, since you asked,” I said, “I’m looking for something that can do all of this….” And I rattled off my list of expectations.
We talked for several minutes and he showed me the informational tag hanging from the handlebars.
I about crapped my pants.
“60 MILES PER GALLON!!!” I exclaimed. This had to be a misprint. Can a 09 883 Sportster really do that? I had to find out. Fast.
I laid it all on the line for him. I wanted to ride that thing, and hard. If it can take everything I can throw at it, and still get me somewhere in the ballpark of 60mpg’s. I would consider myself sold.
To make a long story short, I put 4 tanks of gas through that bike. Now I’m not very good at math, but the little girl behind our gas station’s cashier counter is very quick with a calculator.
How does a combined average of 56mpg grab you?
Not bad for a USED bike if you ask me. The previous owner had it 6 days shy of a year. He put 1000 miles on it, and had the service already paid for. Not to mention all of the extra parts that were already installed. Things like… Forward controls, windshield, rear fender luggage rack, LePera solo seat, and some chrome “Sportster” pieces.
Put all of these things together and I got just what I was asking for. A bike that can keep up on the highway, get high gas mileage for the already diminishing wage I’m getting, and the availability for storage like nobody’s business. Have you seen all of the stuff available for a Sportster lately? Good God.
I bought my 2009 HD XL883L in March of 2010 with 1000 miles on the clock. It’s August of 2010 now and I have over 9000 miles of absolute joy at the controls of my Sportster.
“Outdated” and “Ancient” my foot. Change is good.